A Bad Moms Christmas is just bad

Movie Title:
A Bad Moms Christmas [Blu-ray]

Grade: F

Rating: R, 1 hour 44 minutes of torture

In a Nutshell: It’s bad. There are moms. And it’s Christmas.

I’m a mom, but CLEARLY I’m not the target audience for this trashy attempt at a comedy.

“Christmas is, by far, the most stressful time of year for moms,” explains Mila Kunis’ character. Yep. While that’s very true, that’s no excuse for the horrible behavior these irresponsible, obnoxious, rude moms engage in. Yes, extreme absurdity has long been a formula for comedy, but 80% of the jokes in this sequel are super raunchy, and the other 10% are simply not funny.

There’s no talk about the true meaning of Christmas. None of the women in this film seem to even know anything about Christ or what kind of behavior He expects from His followers.

Uplifting theme:

Mother/Daughter relationships
Family is most important.

Things I liked:

Kenny G!
Christine Baranski is such a critical, evil mother. She’s great in all of her movies and even sings a little in this one.
Surprise cameo

Things I didn’t like:

The writing is terrible. None of the characters are capable of uttering a sentence without some kind of profanity in it.
Lots of fighting. Why is that funny?
Kristen Bell is so talented. Why would she ever want to be in such an awful movie? Oh yeah….money.
Kathryn Hahn’s character is so foul. Her role was the stand-out in the first Bad Moms movie, so they really went over-the-top with her in this one.
Everyone is so critical of everyone else.
I hate listening to kids scream and cry in movies.
Lots of slow-motion musical montages.
These moms sure have a lot of spare time to hang out with each other and get drunk a lot.
Instead of the “feel good” song at the end, a dirty Santa does a strip tease in front of the entire family.
Mila Kunis manages to push out a tear in what is supposed to be the big emotional scene of the movie, but the dialogue was uninspired and droll.
Susan Sarandon is too good for this terrible script.

Interesting Lines:

“It’s like a giant stress ball from Christmas to New Years.” – Amy (Mila Kunis)
“Trust me. Some day she will thank me in an inspirational speech in some large, public venue.” – Amy’s mother (Christine Baranski) I laughed out loud at that line, because I think every mother secretly has the same wish.

Tips for parents:

About 45,362 F-bombs. Even an adorable little girl uses it. Other profanity and extremely crude language.
LOTS and LOTS of talk of sex, as well as imitating sex with clothes on.
Moms smoke marijuana.
Women kissing women.
The moms commit various crimes.
A bunch of Santa Clauses strip on a stage.
Nude man on a waxing table (private parts hidden).
These moms are a terrible example for their children and for other moms.
Being a single mom is no excuse to be a trash talking tramp. I get it. It’s a comedy. I just didn’t think it was funny at all.