Girls Trip gets an F for extremely foul
Movie Title: Girls Trip Grade: F for FOUL Rating: R, 122 minutes In a Nutshell: I guess I just don’t get this movie. In fact, I hated it. Audiences are loving it, but I thought it was one of the … Continued
The House is a piece of garbage
Movie Title: The House Grade: F because it has 3.8 million F-bombs in it (and it’s a terrible movie) Rating: R In a Nutshell: Why are so many trashy movies coming out in theaters that glorify extremely bad behavior? … Continued
Spiderman Homecoming offers a fresh twist on a Marvel fan favorite
Movie Title: Spider-Man: Homecoming Grade: A- Rating: PG-13, In a Nutshell: Another Spider-Man? Really? I rolled my eyes when I saw that yet one more Spider-Man origin movie was being made…6 movies in 15 years with 3 different lead actors. … Continued
Captain Underpants movie makes kids and adults giggle
Movie Title: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Grade: B+ Rating: PG, 84 minutes In a Nutshell: As a mother of four sons, I’m quite familiar with the Captain Underpants universe. If you are too, then you pretty much … Continued
How to Be A Latin Lover is offensive, and I’m not even Latina
Movie Title: How To Be A Latin Lover Grade: C Rating: PG-13, 115 minutes In a Nutshell: Welcome to the multi-cultural talent of Eugenio Derbez. He’s one of the most successful actor/comedians in Mexico. You may have seen him in … Continued
Baywatch fills the beach with garbage
Movie Title: Baywatch Grade: D for don’t waste your time and money on this raunchy garbage Rating: R, 116 minutes In a Nutshell: Based on the popular 1990’s TV show and timed perfectly for the beginning of summer and beach … Continued
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales fatigues fans
Movie Title: Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Grade: B Rating: PG-13, 135 minutes In a Nutshell: I guess this is what you call “Franchise Fatigue.” Audiences are getting a little tired and so is … Continued
Snatched features mother/daughter comedy team for Mother’s Day
Movie Title: Snatched (DVD + DHD) Grade: C Rating: R, 91 minutes In a Nutshell: This movie has Amy Schumer in it, so that already tells you it’s going to be super trashy and foul-mouthed. Uplifting theme: “Man cannot discover … Continued
CHIPS movie is a piece of garbage
Movie Title: CHiPs Grade: F Rating: R, 101 minutes In a Nutshell: I rarely give a movie an F score, but I thought this movie was a true piece of garbage with very little uplifting value worth noting. It’s a … Continued
Smurfs. Blue. Meh.
Movie Title: Smurfs: The Lost Village Grade: C Rating: PG, 1 hour 30 minutes In a Nutshell: Little ones will be entertained while parents snooze during this Sony Picture animation. The cast is a pretty impressive collection of movie … Continued