Black Christmas movie review

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MOVIE TITLE:      BLACK CHRISTMAS

RATING:    PG-13

LENGTH:     1 hour, 32 minutes

Movie Review Mom GRADE:   D for don’t waste your time or money on this

 

IN A NUTSHELL:

What do you get when you mix angry female empowerment with horror, mystery, and Christmas?  This movie.  The original Black Christmas came out in 1974 with a remake Black Christmasin 2006, but I’ve never seen any of them, so I can’t compare.  I’m assuming they HAVE to be better than this.  Guys will feel like they’re trapped in a gender studies class with a bunch of man-haters.  This disappointing horror was directed by Sophia Takal.

It’s not a movie with a social message.  It’s a social message with a movie.

 

TIPS FOR PARENTS:

  • People get murdered, sometimes with bloody scenes.
  • A girl quickly puts her hand down her pants to put in a birth control device.
  • Girls talk about different words for pooping
  • Some profanity
  • Lots of alcohol
  • A drunk girl almost gets raped, and talk of sex
  • Girls sing a Christmas song about assault and rape culture.  You know…that classic carol.
  • You have to read some texts
  • Teach your daughters some basic self-defense.  Screaming and crying don’t work during an attack.
  • Violence

 

THEMES:

  • Social satire
  • “Every girl needs a little self-care.” – Kris    (Aleyse Shannon)
  • Political activism and conscientious objectors
  • Peer pressure
  • Male vs. female
  • Friendship
  • Loyalty

 

THINGS I LIKED:

  • I’ve always liked Cary Elwes ever since I first saw him in The Princess Bride (One of my all-time favorite family films).  It’s too bad he couldn’t be in a better movie.
  • Super creepy-looking snow angel in the beginning after the first murder.  It made me think this movie might actually be creative and scary.
  • The creepy gargoyles around campus made for a perfect backdrop.

 

THINGS I DIDN’T LIKE:

  • For a horror movie, it’s really boring.
  • The very first trailer that Universal Studios and Blumhouse released had so many spoilers in it that there was a ton of backlash.
  • The sorority girls are soooo angry and such manhaters.  None of them were very likable.
  • Disappointing ending with a very long exposition scene in an attempt to explain everything.
  • Some cringe-worthy dialogue.
  • Most of the acting is really bad.
  • There is no subtly in its messaging.

 

INTERESTING LINES:

  • “Men possess powers so formidable they can only be considered supernatural. With a proper education, men can wield these powers to go forth into the world.” – Calvin Hawthorne
  • “If we let men get away this certain type of behavior, then they’ll get away with everything.” – Kris   (Aleyse Shannonn)    “They already do.” – Riley  (Imogen Poots)
  • “We’re not inspiring people.  We’re pissing them off.” – Riley
  • “Women are inexplicably tied to men.  Break us and you break yourselves.” –  Cary Elwes

 

OTHER MOVIES LIKE THIS YOU MIGHT ENJOY:

 KRAMPUS

     

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